A dollop of Christmas cheer for the Smash fans among us.

20:00, 24 Dec 2019

Wavedashing through the snow

In a last-stock last-hit game

O’er the stage we go

Scrapping all the way

Buttons on B0XXes ring

Making tech go right

What fun it is to play and win

A game in which we fight

 

Jingle bells, venue smells 

Smashing all the way

Oh what fun it is to play

In a last-stock last-hit game, hey

Jingle bells, venue smells 

Smashing all the way

Oh what fun it is to play

In a last-stock last-hit game

 

A set or two ago

I thought I’d pick FD

But soon a kind T.O.

Was seated next to me

The stage was fun and flat

But legal it was not

He explained to me Dave’s Stupid Rule

And then we hit restart

 

Jingle bells, venue smells

Smashing all the way

Oh what fun it is to play

In a last-stock last-hit game, hey

Jingle bells, venue smells

Smashing all the way

Oh what fun it is to play

In a last-stock last-hit game

 

A set or two ago

The story I must tell

I SD’ed at percent low

Into loser’s I fell

A Fox sat down for games

His play was campy stuff

He laughed hard as I said “that’s lame”

But I cheesed him with my Puff

 

Jingle bells, venue smells 

Smashing all the way

Oh what fun it is to play

In a last-stock last-hit game, hey

Jingle bells, venue smells 

Smashing all the way

Oh what fun it is to play

In a last-stock last-hit game

 

Now the venue’s quiet

Take it while you’re in

Make the bracket reset

And play until you win

Collect your winner’s pay

Send your victor’s tweet

A long loser’s run did you play

Before you took the lead

 

Jingle bells, venue smells

Smashing all the way

Oh what fun it is to play

In a last-stock last-hit game, hey

Jingle bells, venue smells 

Smashing all the way

Oh what fun it is to play

In a last-stock last-hit game

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