If you're looking for a good time, you just need 11 minutes in Night City.

14:55, 24 Dec 2020

While it was widely known that Cyberpunk 2077 was 'going to be one of the most interactive games of the 21st century', a lot of emphasis over the past few years has been placed on how... intimate your character will be able to get, not just through their optional genital sizing but with their ability to sleep with any NPC insight. 

One speedrunner, in particular, decided to take a whack at seeing how quickly they could get down and dirty during the gameplay and did not disappoint by sealing the deal only 11 minutes into the game. Granted, there was a lot of dialogue and cutscene skipping, but if your main interest in Cyberpunk 2077 is to get your freak on, you'll be pleased to know that with the right technique you can cut the foreplay and head on down to pound town in next to no time at all.


Tomatoanus lowered the graphics settings to ensure there would be no game-altering bugs (what, in Cyberpunk?!), and away they went. Two glitches added to the gameplay to ensure that the streamer could land outside the current mission's restrictions, and into the land of the JoyToys - also known as sex workers in the real world. Tomatoanus befriends a lovely gentleman JoyToy, and the pair proceed to get to know one another in the intimate, yet short-lived moment. Maybe they were just excited at the speed it took to get there? 

If you haven't quite managed to get your hands on a JoyToy yet to test out the cheeky new feature then don't worry - the speedrun concludes with a front-row seat to the intensely passionate show, streamed entirely for your pleasure. Night City? More like Bonk City, am I right?


So the record is now set at 11 minutes, maybe when CD Projekt Red add in the ability to completely avoid cutscenes, it may take even less time to get down to business. Guess we'll just have to wait and see what they have in store with future DLCs. 


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